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~INFJ~
Je parle une peu français.
My best friend is my TV.
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spooky-spooky:

Is this otherkin

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

0laura0:

Matthew Gray Gubler ALS Ice bucket challenge (x).

About this challenge-  About ALS - Just get involved, go to www.alsa.org

frickurie:

girlsthatyoulove:

Panic! At The Disco - It's Almost Halloween

ITS ALMOST OCTOBER AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(x)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.

Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.

Team Free Whatever



Track: Heartbeat
Artist: Childish Gambino
Album: Camp

godsaveindie:

elaichi-cha:

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

i need to be alone like the way you left me 

macbethoff:

My favorite team forever

ushhi:

Me ft. Big Hips

I feel like Sir Mix A Lot’s anaconda would want some because you got buns, hun.